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Post by admin on Sept 7, 2022 11:08:34 GMT
Eddie Izzard announced that she hopes to stand as a Labour MP for Sheffield at the next general election. As if Labour wasn't unelectable enough already    |
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Post by Hodgy on Sept 25, 2022 9:02:53 GMT
A pensioner drove his brand new BMW to 100 mph, looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him. He floored it to 140 , then 150, ... then 155, ... Suddenly he thought, "I'm too old for this nonsense !" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him. The officer walked up to him, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in ten minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend with my family. If you can give me a good reason that I've never heard before, why you were speeding... I'll let you go." The Man looked very seriously at the police man, and replied :- "Years ago, my wife ran off with a policeman, I thought you were bringing her back." !!! The Cop left saying, " Have a good day, Sir "...
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Post by admin on Oct 5, 2022 23:57:10 GMT
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Post by admin on Oct 8, 2022 10:32:16 GMT
Gareth Keenan - Team leader Big Keith's Appraisal Training course |
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Post by admin on Oct 18, 2022 21:06:58 GMT
A poll says |
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Post by admin on Oct 25, 2022 11:42:35 GMT
- only a couple of months to go!
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Post by admin on Nov 7, 2022 22:35:42 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Nov 8, 2022 11:07:12 GMT
I’d just watched this. Loved the comments about her jacket and ropes being made of oil byproducts. Also can’t image she walked there. Go to China you silly girl, if they listen you might actually make a difference. More likely chuck you in a cell.
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Post by admin on Nov 26, 2022 17:23:06 GMT
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Post by admin on Dec 24, 2022 21:22:31 GMT
born 25 Dec 1944 Kenny Everett, UK radio and TV presenter, (1983 UK No.9 single 'Snot Rap'). Died 4th April 1995. |
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Post by admin on Dec 26, 2022 18:21:40 GMT
Someone has been stealing Christmas jumpers in order of size. Police say he's still at large. boom boom! |
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Post by admin on Jan 3, 2023 22:59:29 GMT
4 Jan 2001 Madame Tussaud's waxworks in London revealed that Oasis singer Liam Gallagher had come third in 'The Most Hated Characters' list of exhibits, behind Adolf Hitler and Slobodan Milosevic. |
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Post by admin on Jan 14, 2023 11:06:14 GMT
From Red Dwarf:The Cat: Why don't we drop the defensive shields? Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir. With just two minor flaws: One, we don't have any defensive shields. And two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 14, 2023 11:50:30 GMT
From Red Dwarf:The Cat: Why don't we drop the defensive shields? Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir. With just two minor flaws: One, we don't have any defensive shields. And two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice Never could get into that programme. |
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Post by Bigcatdiary on Jan 14, 2023 16:55:28 GMT
From Red Dwarf:The Cat: Why don't we drop the defensive shields? Kryten: A superlative suggestion, sir. With just two minor flaws: One, we don't have any defensive shields. And two, we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that technically speaking that's only one flaw but I thought it was such a big one that it was worth mentioning twice Never could get into that programme. My type of humour, absolutely brilliant. |
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Post by admin on Jan 14, 2023 18:29:24 GMT
Never could get into that programme. My type of humour, absolutely brilliant. You'll appreciate this as well, as well as recalling a long lost friend. What happened to the man from Canary Wharf? The Cat: I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and Junior Birdman the hell out of here. Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: A, We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants. And B, There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants". |
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 14, 2023 18:52:59 GMT
Never could get into that programme. My type of humour, absolutely brilliant. Each to their own. Awful and totally unfunny. In my opinion. |
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Post by Bigcatdiary on Jan 14, 2023 21:42:09 GMT
My type of humour, absolutely brilliant. You'll appreciate this as well, as well as recalling a long lost friend. What happened to the man from Canary Wharf? The Cat: I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and Junior Birdman the hell out of here. Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: A, We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants. And B, There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants". He clearly Rocketed off and to be fair I haven’t really missed him either. |
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Post by admin on Jan 14, 2023 23:06:17 GMT
You'll appreciate this as well, as well as recalling a long lost friend. What happened to the man from Canary Wharf? The Cat: I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and Junior Birdman the hell out of here. Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: A, We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants. And B, There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants". He clearly Rocketed off and to be fair I haven’t really missed him either. Can't believe that he isn't somewhere? I don't see how someone that involved in the sport (albeit just as a fan) calls it a day just like that? Perhaps Rye going was the final straw. |
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Post by admin on Jan 15, 2023 22:28:02 GMT
You'll appreciate this as well, as well as recalling a long lost friend. What happened to the man from Canary Wharf? The Cat: I say let's get into the jet-powered rocket pants and Junior Birdman the hell out of here. Kryten: An excellent and inventive suggestion, sir, with just two tiny drawbacks: A, We don't have any jet-powered rocket pants. And B, There's no such thing as jet-powered rocket pants outside the fictional serial "Robbie Rocket Pants". He clearly Rocketed off and to be fair I haven’t really missed him either. Amazingly just popped up on the CJ "Get your season tickets" post on Meta  |
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Post by admin on Jan 15, 2023 23:34:55 GMT
16 Jan 1987 TV presenter Jools Holland was suspended from Channel 4's UK music show The Tube for 6 weeks, after using the phrase 'groovy f******s' during a live trailer broadcast in children's hour. |
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Post by admin on Jan 23, 2023 11:11:24 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 27, 2023 12:41:16 GMT
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Post by admin on Jan 27, 2023 17:15:19 GMT
Good effort but didn't top this IMHO, but it's all about opinions isn't it |
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 27, 2023 17:26:40 GMT
Good effort but didn't top this IMHO, but it's all about opinions isn't it Was about to add this classic but you beat me to it. So I’ll go with this one |
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