Post by Milo (not Mylo!!) on Apr 1, 2013 14:41:05 GMT
Q: Why do welshmen wear Levi button-fly jeans?
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
Wales, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight
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Posh continue their impressive record against Cardiff with a 2-1 victory (2 McCann pens) after going a goal down.
out of the bottom three for the run in:
April
Tue 2 19:45 A Middlesbrough FLC
Sat 6 15:00 A Huddersfield FLC
Sat 13 15:00 H Watford FLC
Tue 16 19:45 H Brighton FLC
Sat 20 15:00 A Derby County FLC
Sat 27 15:00 H Sheffield Wed FLC
May
Sat 4 15:00 A Crystal Palace FLC
A: Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.
Wales, it's a ghastly place. Huge gangs of tough, sinewy men roam the Valleys, terrorizing people with their close-harmony singing. You need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick. You'll be washing spit out of your hair for a fortnight
v Posh continue their impressive record against Cardiff with a 2-1 victory (2 McCann pens) after going a goal down.
out of the bottom three for the run in:
April
Tue 2 19:45 A Middlesbrough FLC
Sat 6 15:00 A Huddersfield FLC
Sat 13 15:00 H Watford FLC
Tue 16 19:45 H Brighton FLC
Sat 20 15:00 A Derby County FLC
Sat 27 15:00 H Sheffield Wed FLC
May
Sat 4 15:00 A Crystal Palace FLC