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Post by admin on Dec 28, 2020 21:44:45 GMT
Damian Ward@DamainWard 28/12/20I’ve been that bored today I’ve been ringing people in India asking if they’ve been involved in a car crash
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Post by Hodgy on Dec 29, 2020 11:47:25 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Dec 30, 2020 15:10:06 GMT
A middle-aged couple, with two beautiful daughters, decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. Soon, the wife became pregnant, and, nine months later, delivered a baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son, but was horrified to find an incredibly-ugly baby. He went to his wife and said, "I cannot possibly be the father of that hideous child. Look at the two beautiful daughters I fathered." When his wife blushed, he became suspicious, and demanded, "Have you been fooling around on me?" His wife confessed, "Not this time."
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Post by admin on Jan 1, 2021 20:50:26 GMT
Jokes UK@jokesuk 1/1/21Getting offended by something posted on the internet is like choosing to step in dog shit instead of walking around it! My wife and daughter are both moving out because of my obsession for horse racing...They're both at the gate now, and they're off!
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Post by admin on Jan 6, 2021 20:20:44 GMT
Jokes UK@jokesuk 6/1/20My 7 year old nephew showed me with pride the 'telephone' he had just made from a string and two tin cans... I pulled out my iPhone and said, "That's nice, but look at what kids your age make in China!"
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 7, 2021 10:22:31 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 12, 2021 12:13:23 GMT
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Post by admin on Jan 14, 2021 20:43:53 GMT
Sarfraz Manzoor@sarfrazmanzoor 9/1/21My wife’s parents sent this and it was too good not to share- taken today near Dumfries. Dog on sled b0252
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Post by admin on Jan 14, 2021 23:54:00 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 15, 2021 10:58:18 GMT
Sarfraz Manzoor@sarfrazmanzoor 9/1/21My wife’s parents sent this and it was too good not to share- taken today near Dumfries. Dog on sled b0252 Wow!!! What an evil place Twitter can be. Some people can’t wait to get stuck into someone. So it’s an old clip, the guy misread a message. Well, I hadn’t seen it before and thought it was cute - clever doggy.
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Post by admin on Jan 17, 2021 16:25:13 GMT
Wow!!! What an evil place Twitter can be. Some people can’t wait to get stuck into someone. Yup. They used to think speedway forums were bad but Twitter can be a real cess pit if you get in the wrong place on the wrong thread! Jokes UK@jokesuk 17/1/21I've just been invited to join Slimming World's website and I was asked to accept cookies... I think it's a test!
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Post by admin on Jan 17, 2021 16:44:40 GMT
I nearly wet myself - if it wasn't so serious it'd be funny because we're not that far, if not there already, from that woke situation being reality!
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 17, 2021 20:14:30 GMT
I nearly wet myself - if it wasn't so serious it'd be funny because we're not that far, if not there already, from that woke situation being reality! The clip really tickled me, sadly, as you say, we’re actually almost at this stage of the PC BS.
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Post by admin on Jan 17, 2021 20:28:22 GMT
I nearly wet myself - if it wasn't so serious it'd be funny because we're not that far, if not there already, from that woke situation being reality! The clip really tickled me, sadly, as you say, we’re actually almost at this stage of the PC BS. Scotland appears to be but fortunately Humza Yousaf, the SNP’s Justice Minister, has no influence here and the Tories are rowing back a bit against the woke brigade.
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Post by admin on Jan 18, 2021 15:15:40 GMT
This bloke spent £300 on vets fees and X-rays and it turned out nothing was wrong with the dog, was just copying him out of sympathy DOG LIMP
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Post by admin on Jan 24, 2021 15:44:51 GMT
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Post by admin on Jan 25, 2021 12:42:29 GMT
Jokes UK@jokesuk 25/1/21It annoys me when people get well-known phrases wrong... It's not rocket surgery!
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 25, 2021 12:51:02 GMT
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Post by admin on Jan 25, 2021 22:54:52 GMT
I nearly wet myself - if it wasn't so serious it'd be funny because we're not that far, if not there already, from that woke situation being reality! The clip really tickled me, sadly, as you say, we’re actually almost at this stage of the PC BS. I apologise to anyone offended by this
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 26, 2021 11:07:02 GMT
The clip really tickled me, sadly, as you say, we’re actually almost at this stage of the PC BS. I apologise to anyone offended by this A Python classic. I wouldn’t be surprised if it wasn’t where John Sullivan got the idea for the Tony Angelino episode for Only Fools and Horses.
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Post by admin on Jan 26, 2021 14:21:35 GMT
Oh yes, that one was on not so long ago
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Post by Hodgy on Jan 26, 2021 15:11:31 GMT
Oh yes, that one was on not so long ago Think OFAH is on the older Sky comedy channels most days (think I’ve also just got your sarcasm ) .Even though I’ve seen them all so many times, probably know word for word, I still find myself watching again (and again). In my opinion, the best comedy series ever made.
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Post by admin on Jan 26, 2021 22:27:38 GMT
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Post by rodders on Jan 26, 2021 22:34:50 GMT
I could quite fancy a small bag of Badgers Noses
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Post by admin on Jan 26, 2021 23:23:17 GMT
I could quite fancy a small bag of Badgers Noses Reminds me of: - symbolic of his struggle against reality
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