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Post by Hodgy on Feb 28, 2021 20:20:35 GMT
The Mrs Richards episode is my favourite from a brilliant series. What horse? Dragonfly  b0252 Major Gowen: Going to have a flutter, Fawlty? Basil Fawlty: No. No, no, no, no, no. Sybil Fawlty: No, Basil doesn't bet anymore. Do you, dear? Basil Fawlty: No, I don't, dear, no. No, that particular avenue of pleasure has been closed off. Sybil Fawlty: And we don't want it opened up again, do we Basil? Basil Fawlty: No, YOU don't, dear Please try and understand before one of us dies... I very often use this line. |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 1, 2021 21:06:10 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 3, 2021 15:12:59 GMT
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Post by admin on Mar 3, 2021 19:48:12 GMT
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Post by admin on Mar 3, 2021 19:54:41 GMT
BREAKING: The Chancellor has announced that Cadbury have just delivered a giant chocolate bar to The Bank of England... It's a massive Boost for the economy! |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 3, 2021 22:21:42 GMT
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Post by admin on Mar 4, 2021 20:24:06 GMT
Looks like this was missed off the latest run of Open All Hours on UK Gold - if this is seen as too offensive then there is no hope, allegedly!
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Post by admin on Mar 6, 2021 10:57:00 GMT
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Post by admin on Mar 7, 2021 17:22:06 GMT
The Mrs Richards episode is my favourite from a brilliant series. What horse? Dragonfly |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 7, 2021 20:55:33 GMT
The Mrs Richards episode is my favourite from a brilliant series. What horse? Dragonfly Fandabadozi!!! 🤬 |
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Post by admin on Mar 7, 2021 22:17:29 GMT
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Post by admin on Mar 8, 2021 22:58:58 GMT
Stop getting Bond wrong |
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Post by admin on Mar 12, 2021 21:56:08 GMT
I nearly wet myself - if it wasn't so serious it'd be funny because we're not that far, if not there already, from that woke situation being reality! MSPs approve Scotland's controversial hate crime law - BBC 11/3/21 The legislation consolidates existing law and extends protection for vulnerable groups with a new offence of "stirring up hatred". Wider bee community |
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Post by admin on Mar 14, 2021 10:03:33 GMT
Happy 76th Birthday Jasper Carrott born on this day 1945. English comedian and a big football fan and he supports Birmingham City which is quite apt for a comedian.
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Post by admin on Mar 14, 2021 21:02:48 GMT
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Post by admin on Mar 16, 2021 21:32:10 GMT
A priest, a pastor, and a rabbit entered a clinic to donate blood. The nurse asked the rabbit, "What's your blood type?" "I'm probably a Type O," said the rabbit. Takes a minute to work it out |
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Post by admin on Mar 18, 2021 22:04:15 GMT
A training day - right that's lunch You ever had a go at speedway |
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Post by admin on Mar 21, 2021 22:43:42 GMT
My dad told me his password is: MickeyMinnieGoofyDonaldPlutoHueyLouieDeweyDublin. When I asked why, he said, "Because I was told my password had to contain 8 characters and at least one Capital!" |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 23, 2021 19:51:53 GMT
Four high school boys afflicted with spring fever skipped morning classes. After lunch they reported to the teacher that they had a flat tire. Much to their relief she smiled and said, "Well, you missed a test today so take seats apart from one another and take out a piece of paper." Still smiling, she waited for them to sit down. Then she said: "First Question: Which tire was flat?" |
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Post by admin on Apr 2, 2021 18:59:35 GMT
The CEO of IKEA was just elected president in Sweden... He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week! |
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Post by Hodgy on Apr 3, 2021 8:29:44 GMT
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Post by admin on Apr 3, 2021 9:48:11 GMT
Rodney – Del, I’ll tell you now there’s no way us two can sail this thing to Holland and back. Del – What? Us two, you think that… that we’re going to sail it… is that what you thought, that us pair of wallies are going to take this thing out on the high seas. Rodney – Well yeah. Del – Course we’re not. No, I’m going to get us a skipper, and experienced man to do the sailing. Rodney – So there’s going to be someone in charge? Del – Of course there is – you didn’t think I was going to risk our lives did you? Come here you dipstick. HULL RAILWAY STATION Albert, complete with duffle-bag, alights from the train. Rodney – Dear God. Del – Oh, leave it out Rodney, that is England’s greatest little sailor since Nelson lost the Armada. Albert approaches. Albert – Ahoy there. Del – Yeah, yeah, ship ahoy. Rodney – Del, every single ship or vessel that man has ever sailed on has sunk. Del – I know, luck’s got to change sometime innit Rodney? Alright Uncle Albert? |
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Post by admin on Apr 4, 2021 16:37:13 GMT
I've got diarrhoea, my dad's got diarrhoea and my grandad's got diarrhoea... Runs in the family! |
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Post by Hodgy on Apr 4, 2021 19:12:15 GMT
Rodney – Del, I’ll tell you now there’s no way us two can sail this thing to Holland and back. Del – What? Us two, you think that… that we’re going to sail it… is that what you thought, that us pair of wallies are going to take this thing out on the high seas. Rodney – Well yeah. Del – Course we’re not. No, I’m going to get us a skipper, and experienced man to do the sailing. Rodney – So there’s going to be someone in charge? Del – Of course there is – you didn’t think I was going to risk our lives did you? Come here you dipstick. HULL RAILWAY STATION Albert, complete with duffle-bag, alights from the train. Rodney – Dear God. Del – Oh, leave it out Rodney, that is England’s greatest little sailor since Nelson lost the Armada. Albert approaches. Albert – Ahoy there. Del – Yeah, yeah, ship ahoy. Rodney – Del, every single ship or vessel that man has ever sailed on has sunk. Del – I know, luck’s got to change sometime innit Rodney? Alright Uncle Albert? |
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Post by admin on Apr 4, 2021 19:34:40 GMT
Trigger's BroomTrigger claims that he's had his road sweeper's broom for 20 years. But then he adds that the broom has had 17 new heads and 14 new handles. "How can it be the same bloody broom then?" asks Sid the café owner. Trigger produces a picture of him and his broom and asks: "what more proof do you need?"
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