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Post by Hodgy on Feb 9, 2022 14:47:58 GMT
My wife asked me this morning if I had seen the dog bowl. I said no. I didn't even know he could play cricket. 😊
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Post by admin on Feb 10, 2022 0:10:05 GMT
Fawcette's python  |
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 10, 2022 10:46:58 GMT
Fawcette's python “In the garden? It’s not as if you can throw sticks for him”. |
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 10, 2022 10:48:20 GMT
Man telling his neighbour, "I've just bought a new hearing aid. Cost me £2000, but it's state of the art, it's perfect!" "Really" asks his neighbour, "what kind is it?" "12.30." Dad jokes. |
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 11, 2022 13:59:58 GMT
Saw the worst mind reader ever last night..
Mind reader: "Think of a card, any card."
Me: "OK"
Mind reader: "Visualize it in your mind."
Me: "OK"
Mind reader: "Is it the Nine of Clubs?"
Me: "No"
Mind reader: "Ace of spades?"
Me: "No"
Mind reader: "What is it then?"
Me: "Happy Birthday"... 😆
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Post by admin on Feb 11, 2022 23:09:32 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 12, 2022 12:17:22 GMT
Had seen both the Awards clips before. Thought Gervais fell a bit flat with that type of audience - they find the English humour difficult. Or maybe the truth hurts. As for Roman Atkinson, what an absolute comedy genius. |
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Post by admin on Feb 12, 2022 23:25:37 GMT
born 13 Feb 1959 Tony Butler, bassist with Scottish rock band Big Country, who had the 1983 UK No.10 single 'Fields Of Fire' plus 14 other UK Top 40 singles. Butler has also worked with Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend and The Pretenders.
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 13, 2022 12:44:37 GMT
born 13 Feb 1959 Tony Butler, bassist with Scottish rock band Big Country, who had the 1983 UK No.10 single 'Fields Of Fire' plus 14 other UK Top 40 singles. Butler has also worked with Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend and The Pretenders. Wrong thread - although I’m happy for Big Country to be in the joke section |
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Post by admin on Feb 13, 2022 20:32:55 GMT
born 13 Feb 1959 Tony Butler, bassist with Scottish rock band Big Country, who had the 1983 UK No.10 single 'Fields Of Fire' plus 14 other UK Top 40 singles. Butler has also worked with Roger Daltrey and Pete Townshend and The Pretenders. Wrong thread - although I’m happy for Big Country to be in the joke section Oh yes. Internet errors. That's one of the better mistakes to make as opposed to e-mailing your mate to say what a dick head your boss is whilst missing that the boss had been copied in to the conservation in error |
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 14, 2022 11:15:51 GMT
Wrong thread - although I’m happy for Big Country to be in the joke section Oh yes. Internet errors. That's one of the better mistakes to make as opposed to e-mailing your mate to say what a dick head your boss is whilst missing that the boss had been copied in to the conservation in error That’s not good  Not so long ago I recall a useless Director sending an email to their boss slating a number of colleague’s. They mistakenly sent it to the whole department, ouch! Didn’t last very long. |
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Post by admin on Feb 14, 2022 22:28:25 GMT
Oh yes. Internet errors. That's one of the better mistakes to make as opposed to e-mailing your mate to say what a dick head your boss is whilst missing that the boss had been copied in to the conservation in error That’s not good Not so long ago I recall a useless Director sending an email to their boss slating a number of colleague’s. They mistakenly sent it to the whole department, ouch! Didn’t last very long. Yes it's easily done although rare. The best thing is not to slag off anyone close to you, whether work or personal, especially in today's world where anything can be around the world in seconds and you've totally lost control. |
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 15, 2022 15:14:13 GMT
That’s not good Not so long ago I recall a useless Director sending an email to their boss slating a number of colleague’s. They mistakenly sent it to the whole department, ouch! Didn’t last very long. Yes it's easily done although rare. The best thing is not to slag off anyone close to you, whether work or personal, especially in today's world where anything can be around the world in seconds and you've totally lost control. Absolutely. I’ve always believed, especially in the work place, you never know when you might need someone. |
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Post by admin on Feb 15, 2022 17:15:00 GMT
Yes it's easily done although rare. The best thing is not to slag off anyone close to you, whether work or personal, especially in today's world where anything can be around the world in seconds and you've totally lost control. Absolutely. I’ve always believed, especially in the work place, you never know when you might need someone. True. And it's more of a case these days that one person's banter is another's offence. If you say it to the wrong person and they officially complain then you really are stuffed. Wokeness, diversity & inclusion, pronouns & so called outdated language that suddenly offends some loud minority was really doing my head in. I'm well out of it now thankfully. And this is the light hearted thread - catch this kids before it gets cancelled by the humourless who don't get comedy & only see offence everywhere  |
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Post by Hodgy on Feb 26, 2022 12:03:22 GMT
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Post by admin on Feb 26, 2022 17:35:19 GMT
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 3, 2022 10:50:52 GMT
!!WARNING!! STAY AWAY FROM BOURNEMOUTH OVER THE WEEKEND! Witnessed totally disgusting behaviour on the beach there yesterday. A man and woman arguing in front of a load of kids then she smacked him one on the head and it all kicked off between them, the police turned up and the policeman ended up using his baton on the bloke but the man actually managed to get the baton off the copper and started hitting the copper and the woman with it. Then a crocodile turned up and stole all the sausages. Dad Jokes
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Post by admin on Mar 3, 2022 20:54:21 GMT
🪶 ටղҽلօҍӀҽʂʂβօվ ●@onejoblessboy·6h👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This joke by Basketmouth is one of the greatest by any African comedian. If you disagree, there are two things involved! The joke |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 4, 2022 11:47:20 GMT
🪶 ටղҽلօҍӀҽʂʂβօվ ●@onejoblessboy·6h👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾This joke by Basketmouth is one of the greatest by any African comedian. If you disagree, there are two things involved! The jokeBrilliant. Did you deliberately leave the last one out? b0252 |
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Post by admin on Mar 6, 2022 15:51:49 GMT
Kids have been on Ebay all day. No takers, might have to lower the price. |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 6, 2022 16:57:31 GMT
"My wife and I have decided we don't want any children if anybody else does we can drop them off tomorrow" |
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Post by admin on Mar 10, 2022 22:27:54 GMT
Trump on windmills  |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 11, 2022 9:29:53 GMT
Trump on windmills A former President he’s a stand up comic. |
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Post by admin on Mar 11, 2022 11:41:49 GMT
Trump on windmills A former President he’s a stand up comic. Unpredictable nutter perhaps but not wrong on this. Ugly, environmentally damaging and they do kill birds. Also heard, can't confirm, that bats are a particular victims of these monstrosities because they disrupt the sound waves that bats navigate by? Also, would Ukraine be happening if the orange man was POTUS? There was a story on the radio yesterday about when Putin was threatening something & Trump allegedly said that if Putin did that then he'd take out Moscow. Now the reality was probably that Trump wouldn't but Putin couldn't take the risk as you can't read the man? I have no particular view on Trump but he does live on my side of the fence on woke and climate change particularly. If the Extincion Rebellion nutters and their offshoots want to do something worthwhile then protest about pollution (plastics & other toxic dumping in to seas/waterways) and protest outside the Chinese Embassy. |
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Post by Hodgy on Mar 11, 2022 18:58:30 GMT
A former President he’s a stand up comic. Unpredictable nutter perhaps but not wrong on this. Ugly, environmentally damaging and they do kill birds. Also heard, can't confirm, that bats are a particular victims of these monstrosities because they disrupt the sound waves that bats navigate by? Also, would Ukraine be happening if the orange man was POTUS? There was a story on the radio yesterday about when Putin was threatening something & Trump allegedly said that if Putin did that then he'd take out Moscow. Now the reality was probably that Trump wouldn't but Putin couldn't take the risk as you can't read the man? I have no particular view on Trump but he does live on my side of the fence on woke and climate change particularly. If the Extincion Rebellion nutters and their offshoots want to do something worthwhile then protest about pollution (plastics & other toxic dumping in to seas/waterways) and protest outside the Chinese Embassy. When Trump first came to power I was gobsmacked he won and seriously concerned. He always reminded me of that mad power crazed man with his finger on the button we see in movies. However, like Boris he didn’t have much competition. For sure he often made embarrassing comments / speeches before engaging brain. What I did like about Don was he did what he said he would and take no rubbish. This made other powers nervous and prepared to talk. Windmills are certainly an eyesore on the countryside and sea fronts, they are also very noisy. Regarding wildlife, I don’t know but what I do know is they are nowhere near as efficient as they expected. Trumps woke stance was very simple and straightforward, as most of us would probably agree, it’s gone way too far too fast. As I’ve said before a straight, white, male are now disadvantaged - but most are too afraid to challenge. My view has always been the best fit for the job, irrelevant of… PS - thought you’d posted on the ‘smile for today’ thread for comical reasons. |
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